Alright, lads! If you’ve ever dreamed of burying yourself between massive, soft, warm tits without the awkward small talk, the Hotpowers Zuritte Oppai Chichifueta is your new religion. Straight from Japan, sold by Tiddy Shop, and big enough to make you feel like you’re in a naughty anime scene. When the box arrives, it appears innocent… until you open it. Boom — two M-cup monsters staring at you with perky, perfectly shaped nipples that basically scream touch me. They’re heavy about 3kg, so when you grab them, you actually have to hold on like you mean it.