The story of user voDKa and callum hart
                     The story of user voDKa 
and callum hart
By voDKa
Chapter one: meeting mr grey
 I met callum at my college where he complimented me on my 
photography portfolio and offered to buy me a mcdonalds
Chapter two
 He took me to interlaken ost where he spent money on getting the train 
home with me because he was worried about me being raped and 
murdered as it was 10pm by the time we finished at mcdonalds
Chapter three
 He then asked me out and becuase i had low self esteem i said yes
 I was happy with him and i assumed he was happy with me
 But it all changed when i went to berlin for christmas
Chapter four
 He got high on weed and had sex with his best friend
 I sent him a box with mouldy dog shit inside
 I havent seen him since
The end 
 Special thanks to my brother
He is still dead